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Heavy Blend Crewneck
Comfy? That’s the only fucking mode you know. You’ve got 5 lazy boys in your living room. You’ve got 3 beds: A tempurpedic and 2 water beds (one usually ends up popping at the end of the week). Even your lawn chairs are comfy - I mean, they’re covered in wool. Let’s be honest here, you don’t need this sweatshirt. Anyone who even knows someone who knows you already knows that you’re comfy as fuck. But guess what. This sweatshirt? It’s pretty fucking comfy. So fuck everyone else. Buy this sweatshirt and get your comfy on, you comfortable bastard.