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Heavy Cotton Ladies T-Shirt
On nights filled with being pelted by eggs, and mornings consumed by bruising and regret - there is but one thing to turn to. Whilst spending the better half of an afternoon shoveling pounds of toilet paper, and hours cleansing oneself of shaving cream, there is only one being to comfort you. It is the Gourd. The Gourd is sacred. And delicious. In a pie. I think it was gourd. It could have easily been squash, or pumpkin. Probably pumpkin. Let us take this time to thank the Gourd! Buy this Gourd Help Us Ladies T-Shirt and may the Gourd take mercy upon you this Halloween!