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Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
I saw this t-shirt and wasn’t sure what to think. To be honest I’ve never been with an Elf. Not like that anyway. And it’s not because I have anything against Elves, or anything like that. I would be absolutely flattered to find out that an Elf had taken interest in me. Truly. Still, I am curious: What does it mean exactly to be “Hung like an Elf?” How do they hang exactly? Do they hook around? Are they elastic? Do they tend to bend more towards the left? Or more towards the right? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Buy this t-shirt if you have the answers.