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Heavy Blend Crewneck
You say excuse me when you walk into somebody in a crowd. You hold the door for people when walking into a building - even when there’s nobody behind you. You say “Bless, you” to anyone who sneezes - even in the middle of taking a test. No one ever does that. But you do you polite motherfucker. Bet you even pull the seat out for your lady friends when you take them out. It makes me sick! I’m just hating, man. Wish I could be as polite as you. It would mean I could wear this cool sweatshirt. But I can’t. But you can, my polite fucking friend. You can.