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Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
It’s a damn travesty is what it is. It is bad enough that they went ahead and killed all the regular unicorns - they wanna get rid of the chubby ones too? No. I won’t stand for it. These chubby bastards have been through enough. Word in the jungle is that during the GUW (Great Unicorn War), hunted unicorns actually bulked up - hoping to disguise themselves as hippos (no one cares about hippos). This T-shirt is for the sanctity of all life- especially the unicorns! No matter how..chubby they’ve gotten! They need our support! Viva la corn!