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Unicorns. Rumor has it they were the original party animals. And rumor has it they never took the whole catastrophic flood thing too seriously. Noah tried warning them sure, but have you seen Noah? That guy was a wreck! What happened to the unicorns was unfortunate. But maybe it wasn't. Their parties were legendary - not every animal was invited. Those who were? They weren't found for days. This T-Shirt is for the unicorns; the ragers, the legends. They're still out there, somewhere (probably drunk). Wear this T-Shirt if you believe they are too.