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Heavy Blend Crewneck
JESUS CHRIST! You can’t sneak up on us like that man! Some of us a have a heart conditions! Geez, what are we going to do with you? I bet you there are kids you used to play hide and seek with that are still trying to find you. Poor bastards. They didn’t know what they were getting into but they sure as shit do now. Anyway, we think it’s about time you gave people a heads up. Buy this sweatshirt and give people a fair warning. They’ll think twice about playing man hunt with you. Or leaving you alone with their girlfriends. You sneaky son of a bitch, you!